geronimo.
"Do you wanna come with me?

'Cos if you do,
then I should warn you-
you're gonna see all sorts of things:
Ghosts from the past;
Aliens from the future;
the day the Earth died
in a ball of flame;
It won't be quiet, it won't be safe,
and it won't be calm.

But I'll tell you what it will be..."
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Is it just me, or is the ability to make insightful, accurate, and revealing character analysis like a major turn on?

We throw so much information at the jury that they walk into the deliberation room with one overwhelming feeling… doubt.

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
TAGS:  #basically 

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

TAGS:  #BASICALLY 
tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

Can we talk about the best part of this pic though? THE CARROT IN THE BACKGROUND THAT LOOKS LIKE STEW CARROT’S THERAPIST.

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

Can we talk about the best part of this pic though?

THE CARROT IN THE BACKGROUND THAT LOOKS LIKE STEW CARROT’S THERAPIST.

theartofanimation:

Kazu Kibuishi

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

TAGS:  #basically 

ask-thelittleheros:

Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.

elisabethmoth:

TAGS:  #parks and rec #:] 

leslie-knopes:

This “Snake Juice” is practically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

the-lady-of-mirkwood:

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

did you just

matthulksmash:

If you don’t think this is the best opening scene in any film, then you need to re-evaluate your life.

  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?


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