geronimo.
"Do you wanna come with me?

'Cos if you do,
then I should warn you-
you're gonna see all sorts of things:
Ghosts from the past;
Aliens from the future;
the day the Earth died
in a ball of flame;
It won't be quiet, it won't be safe,
and it won't be calm.

But I'll tell you what it will be..."
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ask-thelittleheros:

Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.

elisabethmoth:

TAGS:  #parks and rec #:] 

leslie-knopes:

This “Snake Juice” is practically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

the-lady-of-mirkwood:

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

did you just

matthulksmash:

If you don’t think this is the best opening scene in any film, then you need to re-evaluate your life.

  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
My anaconda don’t want none

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

HUN

foodieslosangeles:

Thin crispy Garlic Naan.

3-item combo: Lentils, super spicy Eggplant Tofu, Saag (spinach) with Yogurt and brown rice.

Soy Chicken.

Crispy Rice, Potato, and Peanut pattie.

Vegetarian Samosa.

Samosa House and Bharat Bazaar. Culver City.

This looks fucking delicious.

TAGS:  #foooood 

"Such a waste of talent. He chose money over power. In this town, a mistake nearly everyone makes. Money is the Mc-mansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after 10 years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who doesn’t see the difference."

tv meme; 1/5 shows: house of cards

tessanetting:

i-dont-need-feminism:

lamefuckboy:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN

O M F G

OMFG

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT WINS THE INTERNET. THIS RIGHT HERE.

I AM UNBELIEVABLY GLAD I READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAT.

TAGS:  #hp #tweet 

takethedamncash:

This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

Life, as a How To

In Hebrews 13:16, the Apostle Paul writes: “Do not neglect to do good and to share what you have, for such sacrifices are pleasing to God.”

Do good.
That’s it.
That’s all he asks of us.

Please keep this so fixed onto your heart that you don’t even remember it as a request; it becomes you.

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

image

you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

TAGS:  #laugh track #wtf 


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